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i atent dead

Sat Dec 20, 2008, 7:23 AM
I haven't updated my dA journal since June, so I guess it's the time to do so. I wasn't very active, however, I just want to show that "I ATEN'T DEAD" [credits to Terry Pratchett and Granny Weatherwax]. I'd found some online tests, then decided to publish the results ;) Kind of silly, I know, but keep in mind that I'm giving you now a brilliant oportunity to laugh at me :P

Here it goes:


Your result for The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test...

Pure Nerd

91 % Nerd, 48% Geek, 30% Dork


Thanks Again! -- THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST

kneel before the power of my intellect! :P


Your result for The What is your REAL age Test...

You are 18 years old!!


Take The What is your REAL age Test

I'm almost 22 and I feel very immature, my result is too high!


Your result for The Sexuality Spectrum Test...

Bi/Slightly Gay

You scored -7 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)

For the most part, you are bisexual. You have a slight preference for the same sex, but either sex would suit you. If you are sexually inexperienced, it is possible that this will change after you do some experimenting.

Take The Sexuality Spectrum Test

well, I can't say I'm inexperienced, I guess this is a correct result...


Your result for The RPG Class Test...

Wizard

33% Combativeness, 40% Sneakiness, 100% Intellect, 8% Spirituality

Brilliant! You are a Wizard!
Your most distinctive trait is your intelligence. You're probably well learned and logical, if perhaps a bit fragile.

Take The RPG Class Test


...and I love using magic in every game I play, if it's possible ^^


Your result for The Sorting Hat Test...

SLYTHERIN!

You scored 64% Slytherin, 20% Ravenclaw, 36% Gryffindor, and 12% Hufflepuff!

Or perhaps in Slytherin

You'll make your real friends,

These cunning folk use any means

To achieve their ends.
Slytherins are known for their ambition, guile, and Machiavellian sensiblities.

Take The Sorting Hat Test


not surprised, not surprised...


Your result for The Fashion Style Test...

Glamorous Soul

27% Flamboyance, 63% Originality, 62% Deliberateness, 55% Sexiness

[Tasteful Original Deliberate Sexy]

You choose your outfits carefully according to many criteria. You don't like looking cheap, dull or random and you go to great lengths to avoid this. You are successful, too. People admire your taste and sex appeal. Many try to imitate you but not many can recreate your unique style. Sometimes, however, they find you too intimidating to approach. If you don't wear retro style yet, perhaps you should consider it. It would become greatly your sexy, mysterious self.
Take The Fashion Style Test



Maybe I'll add something later :P




  • Mood: Peaceful
  • Listening to: my dogs' barking
  • Reading: Knut Hamsun's short stories
  • Watching: stars
  • Playing: IWD 2, the worst Infinity Engine game :P
  • Eating: gingerbread cookies
  • Drinking: diet coke

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Hi Magdalena! Thanks a lot for adding Night Flowering to your faves. :aww: :heart:

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Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
Right After You Do This.

















Just read the little stories and
Think of a wish as you scroll all
The way to the bottom. There is
A message there - then make your
Wish.















No attachment on this one.


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Stories

















I'm 13 years old, and I wished
That my dad would come home from
The army, because he'd been having
Problems with his heart and right
Leg It was 2:53 p .m.. When I made
My wish. At 3: 07 PM . (14 minutes
Later), the doorbell rang, and
There my Dad was, luggage and all!!





I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
Having trouble in my job and on the
Verge of quitting. I made a simple
Wish that my boss would get a new
Job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
There was an announcement that he
Was promoted and was leaving for
Another city. Believe me...this
Really works!!!









My name is Ann and I am 45 years
Of age. I had always been single
And had been hoping to get into a
Nice, loving relationship for many
Years. While kind of daydreaming(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
Finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
A FedEx delivery man came into my
Office.He was cute, polite and
Could not stop smiling at me. He
Started coming back almost everyday(even without packages) and asked me
Out a week later . We married 6
Months later and now have been
Happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

















Just scroll down to the end, but
While you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
Scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
Number of minutes it will take for your
Wish to come true. Ex.you are 25 years
Old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
To come true).
















However, if you don't send this to
People in 5 minutes, you will have bad
Luck for years!!

Go for it!!!
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STOP!!!
Congratulations!!! Your wish will
Now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully....it
Can be very rewarding!!!!

If you send this to 10 more
People, other than the 5 that you
Already have to send to, something
Major that you've been wanting
Will happen.

Message: This is scary!

The phone will ring right after
You do this!

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